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A great weekend

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It was my wife's birthday last week, and to celebrate we went on a short weekend cruise to Zeebrugge and back aboard P&O's Ventura. We left early on Saturday morning and got back home just before midday today.

I will be writing a specific blog entry about our cruise, but the time away has given me the opportunity to think about what I want to do next with my development of Joseph Morschauser's FRONTIER wargames rules and the best ways I can use my growing collection of Britains 54mm-scale figures. (Whilst I was away I managed to acquire several more sets of figures via eBay.)

The latter is now getting quite sizeable, and although I can currently field a Funny Little Wars Infantry Brigade (made up from troops drawn various British Infantry Regiments) and a half-size Funny Little Wars Infantry Division that includes a Highland Infantry Brigade and a mixed Scots/Welsh/English Infantry Brigade), I don't have any suitable Artillery gun crews, Engineers, or Cavalry. I will need to address this shortfall ... but I have a few ideas as to how that can be achieved.

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 1

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When I first started teaching in 1973, my pay was just over £1,300.00 per year. After I had paid my rent and bought food and the other essentials of life, I did not have a lot left to spend on hobbies. What money I did have bought me a few plastic kits and figures and the occasional metal figure.

As time went on and I got promoted, my financial situation gradually improved, but never to the extent that I was able to buy metal wargames figures in the numbers that I wanted. Furthermore the range of what was available was limited to a few manufacturers (Minifigs, Hinchliffe, Hinton Hunt, Jacklex, Les Higgins, Douglas Miniatures, Tradition) who worked in a variety of scales from 20mm to 30mm. It should not be too difficult, therefore, to imagine my surprise – and pleasure – when I saw the earliest version of the following advertisement appear in the few wargames magazines that were published.


Here was an answer to my prayers! Peter Laing produced metal wargames figures that I could buy IN BULK at a cost that I could afford. Not only that, but the range of figures that he eventually produced covered all the main historical periods one could think of ... and many were useable – after a very simple paint conversion – for even the most esoteric wars a wargamer could think of!

The figures had many advantages over their larger brethren. They were anatomically in proportion (no massive heads and hands here!) and had the minimum of detail necessary moulded onto them. This actually made them very easy to paint, and I used to turn out painted figures by the score each week ... something that I would find difficult do now with modern 15mm-scale figures. They were also cheap, and Peter Laing produced them to order and posted them out as soon as they were ready. He would also listen to requests for specific figures that could be added to his existing ranges as well as ideas for new figure ranges.

So why are they now almost as rare as hen's teeth? Well they have been out of production for a very long time. (Peter Laing gave up producing the figures, and sold the business and the moulds to John Mitchell. He continued to produce the figures for some time ... but after he sold the moulds they seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. There are numerous rumours as to where they are now ... but who knows?) In addition they are probably not to the taste of many modern wargamers, who seem to prefer 15mm-scale figures that are almost caricatures. There are, however, a small band of faithful fans of Peter Laing's figures (including myself, Ian Dury, John Patriquin, Barry Carter, Richard Brooks, and Ian Drury [the latter Ian is not to be confused with the former one]) who all still own and use Peter Laing Miniatures when they can.

This series of blog entries will hopefully encourage more people to become fans of Peter Laing Miniatures ... and you never know, it might just help to get the original moulds 're-discovered' and the figure ranges put back into production!

PS. The image of Peter Laing's advertisement was kindly provided by Ian Dury.

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 2

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In my recent blog entry about Peter Laing Miniatures I mentioned that he produced a very wide range of 15mm-scale figures. Ian Dury kindly sent me a scanned copy of one of the later catalogues, and I have converted it into PDF format so that anyone who is interested can download it from here.

The following is a section from the contents page of the catalogue, and it helps to give some idea of the range of figures produced by Peter Laing Miniatures.



I have been to ... Zeebrugge

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To celebrate my wife's birthday, we decided to go on a two-night weekend cruise to Zeebrugge and back aboard P&O's MV Ventura.

Saturday 29th June: Southampton
We set off from home at 8.30am, and reached Winchester Services by 10.15am. We stopped there for a late breakfast and then completed our journey to Southampton Docks. After unloading our luggage and parking our car we made our way into the Ocean Cruise Terminal.


The booking in process was reasonably swift, after which we passed through the security checks and made our way aboard.

Ventura was moored on the opposite side of the dock from a small container ship and two tugs.


The container ship belonged to Huelin-Renouf, a company that runs a regular service to and from the Channel Islands.


As Ventura left Southampton she passed the old tender Calshot, ...


... the SS Shieldhall (a ship that used to perform a similar function for Glasgow as the old 'Bovril Boats' did for London!), ...




... the military RO-RO ferry Hartland Point (which was moored across on the other side of the river at Marchwood), ...


... and the Princess Cruise Line's Caribbean Princess.


The Caribbean Princess is a near-sister ship of MV Ventura, and it was interesting to compare the two ships as they passed each other.


During our passage out towards the sea we passed two former coastal defence forts, Calshot Castle (which was built during the reign of Henry VIII) and ...


... and Horse Sand Fort (which is one of the so-called 'Palmerston Follies' that were built during the mid to late nineteenth century).


After watching Ventura sail out towards the Isle of Wight, we went below to get ready for dinner. As we had booked late, we were allocated to the 'freedom dining' restaurant. This meant that we were supposed to be able to turn up at any time between 6.30pm and 9.00pm for our dinner ... but the reality was that when we booked in, we were given a pager that would alert us when a table was ready. We had to wait approximately twenty minutes, which was not too long, but we did find it very noisy in the restaurant and decided that we would not like to have 'freedom dining' on a long cruise.

Sunday 30th June: Zeebrugge
We slept well, and when we awoke we found ourselves alongside in Zeebrugge.

Zeebrugge is the Belgian Navy's main base, and as usual we could see several warships moored in the naval harbour.



These included the BNS Bellis (M916), ...


... the BNS Narcis (M924), ...


... the HNLMS Makkum (M857) (which was out of the water undergoing maintenance), ...


... and the BNS Louise-Marie (F931) (which was formerly the Karel Doorman-class HNLMS Willem van der Zaan).


The Louise-Marie is armed with a 76mm OTO Melera gun, a RIM-7 Sea Sparrow vertical launch close-range anti-aircraft missile system, ...


... a 30mm 7-barrelled Goalkeeper anti-aircraft/anti-sea-skimming missile defence system, and a NH-90 helicopter.


We took the shuttle-bus from Zeebrugge to the nearby town and holiday resort of Blankenberge. we were dropped off near the Saint Anthony Church (Sint-Antoniuskerk) ...


... from where we made our way up Kerkstraat (Church Street) through the main shopping area and towards the seafront.


Along the way we stopped to listen to a very good local band.



In fact we used the opportunity to sit in one of the local cafés so that we could have a drink and enjoy the excellent weather.


We then continued our journey towards the seafront, passing the Saint Rochus Church (Sint-Rochuskerk) during our walk.


The seafront (Zeedijk) was not as crowded as we had expected, and we were able to walk for some distance along the promenade.


We spend a very pleasant few hours in Blankenberge before catching the shuttle-bus back to Ventura. On our return we had a refreshing drink in one of the outdoor bars and then went back to out cabin to prepare for the evening.

The ship set sail from Zeebrugge at 5.45pm, and several miles out we were passed by one of the local Pilot boats. Usually these are quite small, but this one was the biggest I have ever seen, and is indicative of the fact that the waters in this part of the English Channel/North Sea are amongst the roughest in the world.


On this occasion we had booked a table in one of the select dining venues ... the White Room, which is run under the auspices of Marco Pierre White.

We ate an excellent meal and then went back to our cabin to pack and to sleep.

Monday 1st July: Southampton
We disembarked from Ventura at 8.50am, and after collecting our luggage and car we set off for home. Even though we were travelling back along the M3 and M25 motorways at peak times, our journey was still reasonably quick, and we were home before midday.

Another – albeit short – cruise was over!

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 3

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The Continental Wars Society put on a display of Peter Laing Miniatures at SALUTE2013. They display took the form of a military parade located in Germany towards the end of the nineteenth century. The figures were all painted in parade uniforms and the various formations were labelled using large flags.







PS. The images of the Continental Wars Society's display were kindly provided by Ian Dury.

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 4

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Ian Dury has sent me some photographs of his Peter Laing Crimean War figures ... fighting a battle on his PORTABLE WARGAME terrain board! He has kindly given me permission to share them with my regular blog readers.

The Battle





The British





The Russians








A very impressive collection ... and great looking terrain as well!

I have been to ... the National Archives, Kew

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My wife is a genealogist, and is trying to trace here direct bloodline back as far as she can. This involves considerable research, and despite the impression given by certain TV programmes, it cannot all be done online.

Over the past few years her research has require numerous trips to the National Archives, which is located in Kew, West London. I usually drive her there, and then help her with her research.


Today's 'target' was William Richardson, who joined the Royal Artillery as a twelve-year-old fifer or drummer in July 1785 and who retired in 1824 as a sergeant major. My part of the research involved reading through some of the Royal Artillery pay records and muster rolls for the period between July and December 1785. This is no small task as the records were bound together in ledgers in a rather haphazard way almost two hundred years ago ... and from what I could see, they have not been looked at very often since then. Luckily the records were written on good quality linen paper, and despite some damage over the years (mainly due to the oxidisation of the ink that was used, the depredations of mice whilst the ledgers were stored, and general deterioration due to damp and heat) they are still in very reasonable condition.

My wife was able to find William Richardson's pension record, but I still have one more ledger to read through to see if I can find which company of which battalion he joined on enlistment. This will have to wait until our next visit.

The Way Ahead

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The title of this particular blog entry arose from my recent visit to the National Archives (they had a DVD of the 1940s film with that title on sale in the bookshop) ... and it summed up some of the things that I have been thinking about with regard to the way I want to develop Joseph Morschauser's FRONTIER wargames rules.

Rather than blunder forward without any real plans, I have decided to lay down a number of objectives that I wish to achieve. These have been set in the light of my previous experience of writing and developing wargames rules, and reflect what I want. As such they are in some ways rather prescriptive and may not be to other people's liking. That said, some of my regular blog readers might enjoy following my attempts to tailor Morschauser's rules to meet my requirements.

My objectives are:
  • To develop a core set of simple, fast-play, and easily memorised game mechanisms and rules that will be used – in the first instance – in both a Colonial/nineteenth century and a mid-twentieth century set of wargames rules.
  • That the core game mechanisms will be based on those used in Joseph Morschauser's FRONTIER wargames rules, and that they will adhere as closely as possible to his design philosophy.
  • That the game mechanisms will use standard D6 dice.
  • That the rules will use a gridded playing surface. Initially this will be a square grid, but the rules will be adaptable to a hexed grid.
  • That they will use a playing card tile-based turn sequence. (This will require a re-working of the existing turn sequence used in the FRONTIER wargames rules BUT will inject a degree of unpredictability that is currently missing.)
  • That the rules will be designed to meet my particular wargaming needs, and not necessarily those of the general wargaming public. (This latter objective may sound pretentious, but in the past I have tended to design wargames rules that I expected other people would want use. In this case I am going to design rules that reflect my requirements and prejudices. This does not – however – exclude or preclude other people from using them ... should they so desire to.)
Writing this list of objectives has already helped me to begin formulating my ideas about the design of the core game mechanisms and rules I want to use, and once COW2013 is over, I hope to start some serious design work, drafting, and play-testing.

1939: Battle of Westerplatte

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I have mentioned before that one of the iconic images I have of the start of World War II is of the German pre-dreadnought battleship Schleswig-Holstein firing at the Polish fortress of Westerplatte.


What I had not realised until today was that a Polish film company had made a film about the attack on Westerplatte entitled 1939: BATTLE OF WESTERPLATTE. When I saw that a DVD of the film was on sale in a local supermarket, I felt that I had to buy it, even though the dialogue is all in Polish. (There are English subtitles.)


This is the second Polish-language film that I have bought this year (the first was BATTLE OF WARSAW) and I am looking forward to watching it after the forthcoming weekend.




N.B. All the film stills that are shown above are Copyright 2013 Filmmedia SA.

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 5

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Here are some more of Ian Dury's collection of Peter Laing figures ... this time from the Colonial range.

The first group of photographs show the figures on Ian's superb PORTABLE WARGAME terrain ...








... whilst the second group are examples of some of the other figures from the Colonial range that Peter Laing produced.




I really love the look of these painted figures ... and only wish that I had more of them myself!

COW2013 ... today's the day!

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I have just finished packing my bag (not a long task) and have checked (and re-checked several times) that I have everything that I need for the conference ... a somewhat longer task. I can now pack my car ... and then I can be on my way to COW2013!

It looks as if the weather is going to be good over the weekend, and the conference programme is full of excellent sessions. The attendees are a great bunch of people (just the conversations one has there are worth the price of the conference!), and the venue provides excellent accommodation, food, and drink.

I can hardly wait to get there!

The drive should take me about two and a half hours, depending upon the traffic, and I aim to reach Knuston Hall by about 4.30pm. I like to get there early so that I can deal with any last-minute problems that might arise, although experience has shown that I will not be the first to arrive by a longshot!

Once there I unload my bag, book in, get me room key, dump my bag in my room, and then go back to the Entrance Hall to 'meet and greet' attendees as they arrive. Tim Gow and I also have to set up to display board in the main room. This has a large copy of the conference timetable fixed to it as well as session signing-up sheets. By getting to the conference early one can usually ensure that one manages to sign up for the sessions one wants to attend ... but as the timetable is 'dynamic' and often in danger of failing to 'survive first contact with the enemy' (i.e. people moving sessions to different timeslots and/or locations), you have to be very alert and on your toes!

And if you think that I am joking about the conference timetable ... well version 4 arrived in my inbox this morning!

COW2013 is over! On to COW2014!

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COW2013 is now behind us (and a great weekend was had by all), but planning has already begun for COW2014.

Next year's conference will held over the weekend of 11th to 13th July 2014 at Knuston Hall, Northamptonshire. The cost is likely to be £260.00 ... and I have already had some bookings.

I will be writing a fuller blog entry about COW2013 later today (I hope!), and I am sure that other attendees will be doing likewise.

On to COW2014!

PS. The weather for COW2013 was wonderful. The following photograph (© James Dawson) shows the two COW organisers (myself and Tim Gow) enjoying a quiet drink on Knuston Hall's patio during the first evening of the conference. By then our work for COW2013 was done ... but we were already discussing COW2014.

Post Office parcel bonanza!

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Whilst I was at COW2013 the good old British Post Office attempted to deliver some parcels to me. As I was away (and my wife was out when they tried to make the delivery) they posted a number of 'You have a parcel that needs to be collected' cards through the letterbox.

This morning I was able to collect my parcels ... and I have just opened them. Besides five separate eBay items that I had won (all of them Britains painted 54mm-scale toy soldiers), I also received parcels from two of my regular blog readers, Jim Duncan and John Patriquin.

Jim's parcel contained a complete set of Prince August moulds. Using these I will be able to cast my own 54mm-scale figures to complement and supplement my existing collection of Britains painted toy soldiers. This opens up all sorts of possibilities and means that I will be able to build armies that are not exclusively based around Britains figures.

John's parcel contained quite a few plastic Britains toy soldiers (enough Guardsmen to form nearly two full-size Funny Little Wars battalions/regiments and nine dismounted Household Cavalry) and a large number of 15mm-scale Axis and Allies Miniatures figures and vehicles.

In due course I will write a suitably illustrated blog entry about everything that I received in my parcels. Their contents are certainly going to affect the development of my Funny Little Wars project ... and possibly my Eastern Front/Great Patriotic War project as well. The latter was being slowly developed around my growing collection of ROCO Minitanks, but the arrival of such a larger number of 15mm-scale Axis and Allies Miniatures vehicles and figures makes other options not only viable but also very attractive.

COW2013: A short photo-report

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During COW2013 I ran/attended seven sessions ... and what follows is a photo-report of what I saw and did.

Gumbinnen 1914
This session was devoted to a recreation of the Battle of Gumbinnen in 1914. Ian Drury ran the session and used Richard Brooks' OP14 rules, and players were not allowed to deploy their forces onto the tabletop until they could see or could be seen by the enemy.

The battlefield before the session started.
Each player represented a Corps Commander, and they were subordinate to an Army Commander, with whom they could only communicate by written message. The messages were passed to and fro via a communications umpire, and my role in the game was to act as the Russian Communications Umpire, (The Army Commander was Michael Young, and his Corps Commanders were Tony Hawkins [XX Corps], Peter Grizzell [IV Corps], and Robert Plumb [III Corps]).

One of the innovations Ian introduced into the game was the use of a number of small pinboards, to each of which was attached a map of the battlefield. Each Corps Commander plotted the positions of the units under their command on the map, and this was used by the umpires to adjudicate when opposing and friendly units came into contact.

Peter Grizzell (the commander of Russian IV Corps) using his pinboard map to plot the positions of his troops.
Tony Hawkins (one of the German players) places his Corps on the battlefield. He and the umpire (Nigel Drury) are using the pinboard map to position each of the Corps's units correctly.
The battle is in full swing, and most of the Russian and German Corps Commanders are now sat around the battlefield. The German Army Commander (and his Chief-of-Staff) can be seen in the background, with their backs to the battlefield so that they cannot see what is happening.
Peter Grizzell moves some of his Russian units forward ... and into a swamp!
The Russians ended up losing the battle, but they were out-generaled on the day.

The battlefield at the end of the session.
Operation Vijay
I ran this session about the Indian 'invasion' of Portuguese Goa in 1961. Each team of players (one each for the Indians and the Portuguese) was given a detailed briefing of the background to the invasions, the forces under their command, and limited intelligence about their opponents. They were then sent off to plan what they were going to do.

The Indians ...
... and the Portuguese.
Once the planning stage was over, each side's plans were gamed through on a large-scale map of Goa, and any fighting was adjudicated by the umpires.

The Indian Army units are advancing whilst Indian Air Force aircraft bomb the only airfield in Goa. Off shore, the Indian Navy is preparing to strike.
The session went very well, and the result was very similar to what actually happened. This was the first time I had ever written and staged such a game ... and I certainly think that it will not be the last.

Fletcher Pratt on Grass
This game was staged by Wargame Developments Demonstration Team North (i.e. Tim Gow, John Armatys, and Martin Rapier) and was a recreation of a naval action that should have taken place in the Straits of Gibraltar on 11th September 1940. Three French cruisers, accompanied by three destroyers, passed through the Straits on the way to Dakar in West Africa. The Royal Navy misunderstood where they were going, and failed to stop them as they passed through the Straits. Once the mistake was realised, Royal Navy ships, led by HMS Renown, set off in pursuit ... but the French got away.

The French squadron.
In this game the British were on the ball, and realised what the French were trying to do ... and sailed out to stop them. The rest, as they say, is history.

To make the best use of the large lawn that is available at Knuston Hall, all the weapon ranges used in Fletcher Pratt's rules were doubled. In order to ensure that it was possible to see the model ships in the grass, they were all mounted on large blocks of wood so that they stood proud of the top of the grass.

Both sides used torpedoes in abundance ... but to little effect!
The War of Freedonian Succession
Jim Wallman organised a wonderful large-scale battle using a slightly simplified version of H G Wells' LITTLE WARS rules. Great fun was had by all ... and we have already decided that we shall stage another battle next year!

The Cordeguayan Army moves forward to assist its allies.
A peaceful hamlet is defended by two units of Infantry.
Two gunboats (FRS Firefly and FRS Cornetto), packed with troops, sail towards the port.
The Flying Column advances overland from the river towards the enemy.
The Infantry of the Flying Column are left behind by the rapid advance of the Cavalry and Motorised Artillery.
The gunboats FRS Firefly and FRS Cornetto.
The landing force disembark from the gunboats and try to advance inland.
One of the Infantry units defending the hamlet. This is a Line Infantry Battalion.
The other Infantry unit defending the hamlet are Guards.
Cordeguayan Cavalry move forward to engage the Flying Column. They are vastly outnumbered ... but they are Cordeguayans and do not know the meaning of fear!
The 'Monster of Walthamstow' (AKA Ian Drury) aims at the advancing Cordeguayans.
After quite a fight the remnants of the landing force begin to advance on the hamlet.
The Cordeguayan Cavalry charge home ... and get wiped out to a man!
The Motorised Artillery of the Flying Column. The driver of the towing vehicle (a Rolls Royce no less!) is a Mr Parker, who is thought to have driven for royalty during his career. It appears that he admits to having been 'at Her Majesty's Pleasure' on several occasions during the past.
Infantry vs. Cavalry: Who will come off worse in this encounter?
The Infantry manage to inflict some casualties, but are forced to retire. Only eight of the original twenty figures remain standing at the end of the melee.
The main body of the Cordeguayan Army arrives at the hamlet.
The two gunboats bring up more reinforcements. At this point both sides agreed a truce.
All the Nice Girls Love a Sailor
Jim Roche's session was based around his father's service in the Royal Navy from 1937 until 1949, and included such wonderful items as Lieutenant Commander Tommy Woodrooffe's famous/infamous description of the 1937 Spithead Coronation Review.

Jim Roche and a picture of his father, Paddy.
The session was interspersed with a lot of singing by the attendees, including such famous songs as 'WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?', 'ALL THE NICE GIRLS LOVE A SAILOR' (including the ribald version!), and 'WE'LL MEET AGAIN'. It was a great evening's entertainment!

Ironbottom Sound
I had never used any of the versions of the naval wargame rules GENERAL QUARTERS, so I was really looking forward to Ian Drury's session about the attempts by the Japanese to disrupt the landings at Guadalcanal.

I was given command of a Japanese squadron that was tasked with making a night attack on the invasion fleet. My ships included the heavy cruisers Atago, Furutaka, Kako, Kinugasa, and Aoba, the light cruisers Tenryu and Yubari, and the destroyer Yudachi.

We brushed aside the American picket destroyer but later ran into a couple of Allied heavy cruisers and some destroyers, and in the short-range melee that took place both sides suffered losses. In my case my flagship (Atago) was sunk just after I had handed over control of the squadron to Chris James.

The fighting took place at extremely short range. The white arrows show the tracks of torpedoes.
The Japanese squadron appears to be chasing the off the Allied cruisers. My flagship (Atago) is already on fire (this is indicated by the red counter) and has been hit by at least one torpedo. She sank soon after this photograph was taken.
This was a great battle, and the rules produced a very realistic result in a relatively short time.

Wars and Rumours of Wars
This was a briefing/talk by John Bassett about the possible problems that are likely to affect international relations in the near future.

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 6

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One of the vignettes that Ian Dury produced for the Continental Wars Society display at SALUTE2013 was a coach carrying the Commander-in-Chief.




Ian has also painted figures and equipment for periods other than the Crimean War and the Colonial period including World War I artillery ...


... Bavarian Infantry and cavalry, ...



... as well as French Infantry from the late nineteenth century.



Post Office parcel bonanza: the inside story

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Having spent most of the morning trying to fix a faulty ball valve of a toilet cistern ... and getting soaking wet in the process ... I finally managed to unpack everything that was in my recent delivered batch of parcels.

The first of the five parcels was from Jim Duncan and contained a complete set of 54mm-scale figure moulds


The second parcel contained a set of six painted Britains Black Watch Highlanders ...



... and six painted Britains Scot Guards.



The third parcel contained six painted Britains Gordon Highlanders (who are much less common than their Black Watch brethren!).



My fourth parcel contained two items bought from the same eBay seller ... and these were more Black Watch Highlanders ... seventeen of them, in fact!



The fifth and final parcel came from John Patriquin and it contained a considerable number of plastic 54mm-scale figures of British Guardsmen ...



... and dismounted Household Cavalry ...



... as well as literally hundreds of Axis and Allies Miniature figures, artillery, and vehicles!




These are going to take me quite some time to sort out, but when that has been done they are going to provide me with all sorts of possibilities.

A talk about Kipling

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This afternoon I am giving a talk about the works of Rudyard Kipling to a group of people who are members to the same international fraternal organisation that I belong to. The meeting is in St Albans, Hertfordshire, and I will assisted by a colleague, who will be reading various passages for me. (I long ago realised that people begin to lose concentration if they only listen to one voice for much more than twenty minutes. By asking my colleague to read the sections of text and poetry that I refer to in my talk, it helps listeners to concentrate for longer because the voice they are listening to changes reasonably frequently.)


I have given this talk before, and it was very well received. I hope that today's audience will be equally appreciative and will learn something that they did not previously know about Kipling.

A little bit of Kipling does you good.

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The following poem was brought to my attention by that prolific wargamer and blogger Bluebear Jeff ... and I liked it so much that I thought that it deserved a somewhat larger audience.

"A Code of Morals"

Lest you should think this story true
I merely mention I
Evolved it lately. 'Tis a most
Unmitigated misstatement.

Now Jones had left his new-wed bride to keep his house in order,
And hied away to the Hurrum Hills above the Afghan border,
To sit on a rock with a heliograph; but ere he left he taught
His wife the working of the Code that sets the miles at naught.

And Love had made him very sage, as Nature made her fair;
So Cupid and Apollo linked , per heliograph, the pair.
At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise –
At e'en, the dying sunset bore her husband's homilies.

He warned her 'gainst seductive youths in scarlet clad and gold,
As much as 'gainst the blandishments paternal of the old;
But kept his gravest warnings for (hereby the ditty hangs)
That snowy-haired Lothario, Lieutenant-General Bangs.

'When they beheld a heliograph tempestuously at play.
They thought of Border risings, and of stations sacked and burnt –
So stopped to take the message down – and this is what they learnt –
T'was General Bangs, with Aide and Staff, who tittupped on the way.

"Dash dot dot, dot, dot dash, dot dash dot" twice. The General swore.
"Was ever General Officer addressed as 'dear' before?
"'My Love,' i' faith! 'My Duck,' Gadzooks! 'My darling popsy-wop!'
"Spirit of great Lord Wolseley, who is on that mountain top?"

The artless Aide-de-camp was mute, the gilded Staff were still,
As, dumb with pent-up mirth, they booked that message from the hill;
For clear as summer lightning-flare, the husband's warning ran: –
"Don't dance or ride with General Bangs – a most immoral man."

[At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise –
But, howsoever Love be blind, the world at large hath eyes.]
With damnatory dot and dash he heliographed his wife
Some interesting details of the General's private life.

The artless Aide-de-camp was mute, the shining Staff were still,
And red and ever redder grew the General's shaven gill.
And this is what he said at last (his feelings matter not): –
"I think we've tapped a private line. Hi! Threes about there! Trot!"

All honour unto Bangs, for ne'er did Jones thereafter know
By word or act official who read off that helio.
But the tale is on the Frontier, and from Michni to Mooltan
They know the worthy General as "that most immoral man."

First printed in Civil and Military Gazette, April 6th, 1886

My own favourite poem is the following one ... for many, many reasons.

"The Widow at Windsor"

'Ave you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor
With a hairy gold crown on 'er 'ead?
She 'as ships on the foam – she 'as millions at 'ome,
An' she pays us poor beggars in red.
(Ow, poor beggars in red!)
There's 'er nick on the cavalry 'orses,
There's 'er mark on the medical stores –
An' 'er troopers you'll find with a fair wind be'ind
That takes us to various wars.
(Poor beggars! – barbarious wars!)
Then 'ere's to the Widow at Windsor,
An' 'ere's to the stores an' the guns,
The men an' the 'orses what makes up the forces
O' Missis Victorier's sons.
(Poor beggars! Victorier's sons!)

Walk wide o' the Widow at Windsor,
For 'alf o' Creation she owns:
We 'ave bought 'er the same with the sword an' the flame,
An' we've salted it down with our bones.
(Poor beggars! – it's blue with our bones!)
Hands off o' the sons o' the Widow,
Hands off o' the goods in 'er shop,
For the Kings must come down an' the Emperors frown
When the Widow at Windsor says "Stop"!
(Poor beggars! – we're sent to say "Stop"!)
Then 'ere's to the Lodge o' the Widow,
From the Pole to the Tropics it runs –
To the Lodge that we tile with the rank an' the file,
An' open in form with the guns.
(Poor beggars! – it's always they guns!)

We 'ave 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor,
It's safest to let 'er alone:
For 'er sentries we stand by the sea an' the land
Wherever the bugles are blown.
(Poor beggars! – an' don't we get blown!)
Take 'old o' the Wings o' the Mornin',
An' flop round the earth till you're dead;
But you won't get away from the tune that they play
To the bloomin' old rag over'ead.
(Poor beggars! – it's 'ot over'ead!)
Then 'ere's to the sons o' the Widow,
Wherever, 'owever they roam.
'Ere's all they desire, an' if they require
A speedy return to their 'ome.
(Poor beggars! – they'll never see 'ome!)

First published in Barrack-Room Ballads, 1892

In praise of Peter Laing Miniatures: Part 7

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Barry Carter is also an avid collector and painter of Peter Laing's figures, and Ian Dury sent me the following photographs of some of Barry's figures.

They include French troops from Napoleon's abortive campaign in Egypt, ...




... some of their Turkish opponents, ...





... and some wonderful Indian elephants.


The elephants certainly don't look like frightened mice to me!

COW acquisitions

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Although there are no trade stands or an official 'bring and buy' at COW (the Conference of Wargamers) attendees do bring stuff to the conference to sell, give away, or swop. This year I did rather well and acquired quite a few items.

I obtained two books published as part of the 'History of Wargaming' Project from John Curry. They were MORE WARGAMING PIONEERS: ANCIENT AND WORLD WAR II BATTLE AND SKIRMISH RULES BY TONY BATH, LIONEL TARR AND MICHAEL KORNS: EARLY WARGAMES VOL. 4 (ISBN 978 1 291 19817 1) and DONALD FEATHERSTONE'S WARGAMING COMMANDO OPERATIONS AND REFLECTIONS ON WARGAMING: LOST TALES VOLUME 2 (ISBN 978 1 291 39891 5).


MORE WARGAMING PIONEERS: ANCIENT AND WORLD WAR II BATTLE AND SKIRMISH RULES BY TONY BATH, LIONEL TARR AND MICHAEL KORNS: EARLY WARGAMES VOL. 4


This book is split into a foreword, three main sections, and an appendix:
  • Foreword
  • Lionel Tarr’s Modern Wargaming Rules for 1939-1945
    • INTRODUCTION
    • ANALYSIS OF THE LIONEL TARR GAME
    • RETASOL TARR’S SOLO WARGAMING CAMPAIGN
    • WARGAMING STALINGRAD
    • THE LIONEL TARR PERISCOPE
    • THE SPACE SIZE CONTINUUM BY CARL REAVLEY
    • THE BATTLE OF HOMARD 1956, AN EARLY EXAMPLE OF A BATTLE REPORT BY CARL REAVLEY
    • THE BATTLE OF WAL, A SECOND EXAMPLE OF AN EARLY BATTLE REPORT BY CARL REAVLEY
  • War Games of the Middle Ages and Ancient Times by Tony Bath
  • Modern War in Miniature (1966)
    • PART ONE: INTRODUCTION
    • PART TWO: THE RULES FOR THE PERIOD 1939 TO 1945
    • EQUIPMENT
    • SIMULATION CHARTS
  • Appendix: An early Portuguese Wargamer – Backyard Wars of the 1920s

DONALD FEATHERSTONE'S WARGAMING COMMANDO OPERATIONS AND REFLECTIONS ON WARGAMING: LOST TALES VOLUME 2


This book is split into a foreword, an introduction, three parts, a list of the books written by Donald Featherstone, and an appendix.
  • Foreword by Stuart Asquith
  • Introduction by John Curry
  • Part 1: Introduction to the British Commandos
    • THE BRAVEST OF THE BRAVE
    • CHAPTER 1: AN OVERVIEW OF THE HISTORY OF THE COMMANDOS
    • CHAPTER 2: TRAINING THE COMMANDOS
    • CHAPTER 3: EQUIPMENT
    • CHAPTER 4: OPERATION CAULDRON (1942)
    • CHAPTER 5: THE ASSAULT ON FLUSHING (1944)
    • CHAPTER 6: BRITISH LESSONS FROM COMMANDO OPERATIONS
  • Part 2: Rules and Scenarios for Commando Operations
    • CHAPTER 7: MEMORIES OF AN EARLY COMMANDO WARGAME
    • CHAPTER 8: THE FIRST MEGA GAME
    • CHAPTER 9: THE CLASSIC COMMANDO SCENARIO: THE RAID ON ST NAZAIRE
    • CHAPTER 10: FIBUA RULES
    • CHAPTER 11: WORLD WAR II WARFARE RULES
  • Part 3: Reflections
    • CHAPTER 12: DONALD FEATHERSTONE ON WAR (1939-45)
    • CHAPTER 13: DONALD FEATHERSTONE’S YEAR (1962)
    • CHAPTER 14: DONALD FEATHERSTONE ON WARGAMING (1927-2010)
    • CHAPTER 15: DONALD FEATHERSTONE ON VISITING BATTLEFIELDS
    • CHAPTER 16: DONALD FEATHERSTONE IN THE MEDIA
    • CHAPTER 17: DONALD FEATHERSTONE ON THE LATE PADDY GRIFFITH
    • CHAPTER 18: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF A WARGAMER
  • Wargaming and Military History Books by Donald Featherstone
  • Appendix
I also acquired some Minitanks from Tim Gow and John Armatys with the intention that they will form part of the forces that will be fielded in my Eastern Front/Great Patriotic War Campaign project.



I also bought some 15mm-scale Napoleonic infantry and cavalry ... because they took my fancy!



This is a pathetic reason to buy some figures ... but having done so I am now awaiting Richard Brook's soon-to-be-made-available Napoleonic wargames rules. These are designed to be used with 15mm-scale figures ... so it might not be such a stupid purchase after all.
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